*Official* Tennis Thread

[Bobisback]

Watching the Tsonga Doplpogpogplopgl game, can hear Sharapova in the background

 

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Spectators at a county game at Lord's can probably hear Sharapova tbf.

 

[pasag]

She's worse than the Vuvuzelas, at least they're consistent so you can sort of get used to it.

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Dolgopov (who seems to have changed his name since I saw him last) is deadset the ugliest tennis player currently active. Looks like a Bond villain.

 

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Now I may be mistaken, but I believe Roger Federer is in fact wearing a name tag.

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

I want a jacket like Roddick.

EDIT: Chances of Prince Philip saying something inappropriate to Venus at that moment?

 

[marc71178]

Is Henman trying to con her into thinking he's still playing?

 

[Jono]

EDIT: Chances of Prince Philip saying something inappropriate to Venus at that moment?

Haha she should kick him in the balls.

 

[superkingdave]

I want a jacket like Roddick.

EDIT: Chances of Prince Philip saying something inappropriate to Venus at that moment?

Can just imagine him humming a bit of Sir-Mix-A-Lot

 

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EDIT: Chances of Prince Philip saying something inappropriate to Venus at that moment?

Around 93%.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

I want a jacket like Roddick.

He looks like an eight-year-old dressed up by his mum imo.

 

[Jono]

Laying Monfils and Tsonga every time they play on grass strategy working a treat

 

[pasag]

Amazing crowd.

 

[ripper868]

THink there should be a market on who will finish with most aces...Mahut 96 Isner 101...

and seems to be going the same way as yesterday...holds to love.

 

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62-62.

 

[pasag]

To me this is what sport's about, two warriors going head to head, pushing their bodies to the limit and never giving an inch.

 

[ashakers]

I was there yesterday watching them, it was boring.

 

[Adamc]

Are You Living in a Computer Simulation?

Glitch in the matrix obviously. To quote Leela, 'this is, by a wide margin, the least likely thing that has ever happened.'

 

[ashakers]

Just so that I understand this, one of them has to break the other right? And what happened to the tie breaker?

 

[Adamc]

They need a lead of two games to win, so yeah, one of the has to break. No tiebreaks in the fifth set.