*Official* West Indies In Australia

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Some guys are just better at taking wickets no matter how much poo they send down. Midge seems to be one of those guys. It's so easy to be jealous of them (I know I've played with a few and hated them for it) but I prefer to take the high road.

Can't stand the guy for that very reason. Wish there was a West Indian who bowled poo and took wickets anyway. I'd gladly hate him in a heartbeat.

 

[Joe Ninety]

McKay looking good here. Hope he picks up a few.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Some guys are just better at taking wickets no matter how much poo they send down. Midge seems to be one of those guys. It's so easy to be jealous of them (I know I've played with a few and hated them for it) but I prefer to take the high road.

That is unless, of course, he was playing for South Africa. Then he'd be a lucky pie-throwing ****er who probably chucks his effort ball.

Wholeheartedly agree. If he was South African I'd be the president of his hate club and would spend all of my time in a thread on here solely dedicated to rubbishing his every achievement.

I'd like to send down a mix of rubbish and wicket balls at 150kph.

 

[Athlai]

Mitch is probably the best wicket ball bowling bowler in the world. The trick is wonderful because he disguises it amongst so many pies.

 

[Top_Cat]

Mitch is probably the best wicket ball bowling bowler in the world. The trick is wonderful because he disguises it amongst so many pies.

Shaun Tait. More pies AND more wicket-taking balls. Just more of everything when he's actually on the park.

 

[Athlai]

Shaun Tait. More pies AND more wicket-taking balls. Just more of everything when he's actually on the park.

More chucks.

 

[Top_Cat]

More wine?

Indeed.

 

[Son Of Coco]

A couple of jaffas in that Johnson over.

 

[Johnners]

Gah, give him 1 more Ricky!

 

[Johnners]

Bravo looking allllll at sea, yet still hanging in

 

[Top_Cat]

Bolly!!

Dougeh.

 

[Howsie]

What a piss poor attempt at catching the ball in the slips.

 

[Burgey]

Dougggggggggggggehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!


Clarke - deadset needs to lose the hair tint if you're going to drop catches like that.

Also, have to say Watto before tea bowled well, but continued the recent Aussie tradition of douchebaggery with the antics.

Douchey.

Dougeh.

 

[Hit_Wicket]

Clarke's a terrible slipper. Seems to be half asleep most of the time.

Give Watson a go instead, he has bucket hands.

 

[Howsie]

Clarke's a terrible slipper. Seems to be half asleep most of the time.

Give Watson a go instead, he has bucket hands.

That's got to suck

 

[DragonPunk]

Clarke finally holds onto one also Dougeh!!

 

[Hit_Wicket]

Clarke finally catches one! Nicely done, tbf.

Benn getting booed

Windies might get rolled soon.

 

[Top_Cat]

Not watching but someone please tell me Haddin is right in Benn's ear when Haurie is bowling.

 

[four_or_six]

The Aussies are very sensible to go in and plead guilty to the match referees, I've noticed they usually do that. I think it definitely helps in terms of not getting harsh sentences.

 

[Johnners]

Would bring Johnson on to bowl to Benn, just for laughs (and to see if he can't break his finger or something )