**Official** New Zealand in Australia

[NZTailender]

You get the feeling stumps flying to a Midge special is a matter of time.

EDIT: Two seconds later, boom! Damn I'm good.

Damn you!

 

[pasag]

Settle down guys, keep all personal stuff out of it.

In other news, woot!

 

[Craig]

You get the feeling stumps flying to a Midge special is a matter of time.

EDIT: Two seconds later, boom! Damn I'm good.

I thought we agreed not to release the DVD of last night on the internet?

 

[Precambrian]

So that's it. NZ are out. Flynn could've looked up the scoreboard and see he had only 4 more overs to survive for the end of the day's play.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

ffs, the last hour has been painfully nerve raking. It looked as if we were going to stump only 4 down, then Channel 9 stop broadcasting and BOOM.

Argh 193 is looking alot further away now than it did 5mins ago.

 

[NZTailender]

So that's it. NZ are out.

Only after Taylor makes a tonne.

 

[nightprowler10]

That was a poor shot considering the line and the situation. But hey, hindsight's 20/20 eh? Loving the tension btw.

 

[Rant0r]

Haha, no, you made a statement that batsman should be able to bat anywhere. Then you said there had been plenty of examples. I called you out on it and asked for examples, but you are taking your bat and ball and going home because you're simply wrong. Good work champ.

i find my suggestion of peter fulton opening far more believable than a fast bowler bowling spin.

no captain in the world would suggest that, plenty of captains would shift the batting order, therefore i am right, and i'm no longer discussing it with a halfwit because it's stupid

 

[Craig]

Only after Taylor makes a tonne.

Chris Martin to hit the winning runs

 

[Top_Cat]

I thought we agreed not to release the DVD of last night on the internet?

It was only 2 seconds because you screamed like the bitch you are.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Only after Taylor makes a tonne.

Elliott needs to grit it out like Flynn. All that is needed is for him to hold down one end. I don't want to see Vettori batting until the 2nd hour of the 1st session tomorrow, at the earliest.

It's a shame that Flynn didn't come in before McCullum, I have no idea why they are persisting with McCullum at 5.

 

[pasag]

i find my suggestion of peter fulton opening far more believable than a fast bowler bowling spin.

no captain in the world would suggest that, plenty of captains would shift the batting order, therefore i am right, and i'm no longer discussing it with a halfwit because it's stupid

What did I say about keeping the personal stuff out of it? Do it again and you'll face a week ban.

 

[Craig]

It was only 2 seconds because you screamed like the bitch you are.

I like to give a good performance.

 

[Rant0r]

Chris Martin to hit the winning runs

now that's a script

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Is Taylor still looking to hit it on-side, or has he sorted out his glimspe od ODItis?

 

[Craig]

now that's a script

On his way to a career best 9*. His FC HS is 25, who did it come against? The Bolivian u-14 girls XI?

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

now that's a script

Would it make it to Hollywood?
Who would play Martin though?
Ross Taylor to be played by The Rock.

 

[Craig]

Is Taylor still looking to hit it on-side, or has he sorted out his glimspe od ODItis?

Here you go:

41.3 Clark to Taylor, FOUR, outside edge but falls safe of second slip, he hangs his bat out and plays with soft hands and the edge is safe

41.2 Clark to Taylor, FOUR, full on middle and off and driven firmly down the ground past mid-off, the ball comes on nicely and he drives through the line

 

[NZTailender]

Who would play Martin though?
Ross Taylor to be played by The Rock.

Jason Statham. His acting skills would match Matin's batting skills.



Been a great test this one. Ball dominating bat, Katich tonning up. Taylor just has to make 3 figures now and it will nearly be perfect. If NZ win, it will be perfect.

 

[Rant0r]

Would it make it to Hollywood?
Who would play Martin though?
Ross Taylor to be played by The Rock.

hahahaha

chris martin could be played by chris martin (of coldplay), maybe moby, john malkovich, peter garrett, or any other spindly bald guy