***Official*** Season XIII/XIV Charity Series

[Travis_Teh]

More than Wright again Looks like those kids at the hospital got their laughs.

 

[headhunter]

Pleased enough with that. Privileged to lose my wicket to Warne!

 

[pasag]

(H)

Are there any lineup requests for next match?

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Rabbits at the top of the order. WTG Mitchell.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Give me the gloves, Gelman.

 

[Travis_Teh]

(H)

Are there any lineup requests for next match?

Wright to bat XI, not bowl, and field fine leg to fine leg for 50 overs.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

The new gimmick is deceased film/writer fancy dress.

HT Davis (+) - Smoking copious amounts of dope in honour of Bruno Lawrence's role in Goodbye, Pork Pie
T Bochat (7)- Wearing a flat coal miner's cap with an old tin bath in tow in honour of Brian Wilde from the BBC's Last of the Summer Wine
GM Thomas - In finest Dickensian old man garb in honour of Paul Scofield's role in Martin Chuzzlewit
G Sriram - Dressed in a black box a la the Monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey
CR Dwyer - As the Ghost from Truly, Madly, Deeply in honour of Anthony Minghella
AP Cloete (1) - Dressed as a cowboy in honour of Heath Ledger's greatest role
P Young (6) - As a 1950s American Soldier in honour of Allan Melvin who starred as Henshaw in the Phil Silvers Show (Sgt. Bilko)
M Corrin (4) - As an obnoxious child star in honour of Brad Renfro. This will involve fielding, bowling and running between the wickets on your knees and calling in a loud, high pitched voice.
LA Camps jr (3) - As the creature from the black lagoon in honour of Ben Chapman
AAA Collins (2) - As a great white shark in honour of Roy Scheider
CP Raftery (5) - In full naval regalia in honour of John Hewer, the actor who played Captain Birds Eye

 

[pasag]

Give me the gloves, Gelman.

Nah, give someone else a go, you had them in round two.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Oh, didn't see. Then bat me up and don't bowl me. Let me open the batting with Demeza.

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Oh, didn't see.

Wasted.

 

[Storer]

And That's Why You Don't Name XIs XI

BS Read
BC Donald
BA Storer 4
S Young
TJ Demeza +
KS Wright
DY Dubb-Lynch
A Sharma 5
DP Smith 3
MW de Silva 2
ZE Gelman 1

Maybe something along the lines of that?

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Charity cricket isn't really about batting at the top of the innings AND bowling 10 overs though.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Charity cricket isn't really about batting at the top of the innings AND bowling 10 overs though.

Frankly, I think everyone other than Heath has missed the point

 

[Storer]

Well, I don't have to bowl 10 overs, or bat that high.

And That's Why You Don't Name XIs XI

BS Read
BC Donald
S Young
TJ Demeza +
KS Wright
BA Storer 4
DY Dubb-Lynch
A Sharma 5
DP Smith 3
MW de Silva 2
ZE Gelman 1

Something like that?

 

[dinu23]

5 wickets.... this proves i'm an allrounder!!

 

[Mister Wright]

The Children's hospital was in stiches for all 15 balls. Great stuff.

 

[DCC_legend]

Well, I don't have to bowl 10 overs, or bat that high.

And That's Why You Don't Name XIs XI

BS Read
BC Donald
S Young
TJ Demeza +
KS Wright
BA Storer 4
DY Dubb-Lynch
A Sharma 5
DP Smith 3
MW de Silva 2
ZE Gelman 1

Something like that?

It's a charity series FFS. Nobody actually cares about orders. I was doing WK in the last match and batting 5.

 

[Josh]

lol @ opening

 

[Storer]

It's a charity series FFS. Nobody actually cares about orders. I was doing WK in the last match and batting 5.

Alright. Chill buddy.

 

[chaminda_00]

This should be side IMO...

And That's Why You Don't Name XIs XI

BS Read
BC Donald
S Young
TJ Demeza +
KS Wright
DY Dubb-Lynch 4
A Sharma 5
DP Smith 3
MW de Silva 2
ZE Gelman 1
BA Storer