The Skull Award (Funniest poster for the week)
Just like the king of the one liner Kerry O’Keefe, can also be serious.
And the Winner is:
HeathDavisSpeed for
this.
Dear Sir/Madam
Right. I've had enough and I wish to protest in the strongest available manner.
In my opinion, this thread is about one person and one person only. I'll be giving you no clues by saying that one person is
supposed to be the one person here capable of scaring the **** out of opposition batsman and his own team mates alike with his
extreeeeeeeeeeeme pace. This erstwhile, self-absorbed person desired to bask in the glory of receiving his first award since 1995, and despite repeated polite requests for the arguing of others (detracting from his glory) this has continued unabated. In fact, it is as if everyone arguing knew that I was hoping to not only bask in my own glory (but also the collective glory of other award winners as my name adornes the honours board alongside them).
It is time to highlight a few things that need to happen here. Firstly, before posting anything bitchy or designed to remove glory from the aforementioned fast bowler, I suggest you sing (out loud or to yourself, preferably out loud) Inbetweendays by the Cure as its overwhelming happiness will convince you either to not post something bitchy or that you would rather be outside (doing something less boring instead, why don't you??). Secondly, there should be a league table or honours board somewhere listing all people who have won an award. My name should be highlighted in bold and underlined and put at the top of the honours board.
To all those people out there, and in conclusion. This is a cricket site. Therefore, this site is NOT about you. It is about me. I am, and always have been, the best thing about cricket and in fact I have been described by the media as the EPITOME of cricket and what makes
my sport great.
Thank you.
HDS