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PhoenixFire

PhoenixFire

International Coach
Inzamam eats off Oram's finger in bizzare ordeal

Pakistani skipper, Inzamam Ul Haq, and New Zealand all-rounder Jacob Oram, have made a strange deal, in order for Oram to play in the up-coming world cup. Whilst NZ and Pakistan warmed up in a practice match, Oram's broken finger was causing him so much pain that he had to leave the pitch. At the same time, Inzamam Ul Haq, the larger than life character, slied off the field during the furore caused over Oram's finger; in order to sneak a few butter and lard pies to keep him going. As he entered his Pie-Store, Inzamam was simayed to find out that it was being turned into an operating table so that Oram cou;d have his finger amputated. As the operation was about to take place, Inzamam couldn't resist it, and dived across the room, with the dexterity of a sloth, and bit Oram's finger clean off. After the incident, Oram claimed that 'It was an expirence of a lifetime, to have an obese batsman bite off one of my fingers'. When Inzamam had stopped chewing on the finger, he simply said 'Best finger ever', and attempted to bite another from the reporters hand.
 
Barney Rubble

Barney Rubble

International Coach
PhoenixFire said:
Inzamam eats off Oram's finger in bizzare ordeal

Pakistani skipper, Inzamam Ul Haq, and New Zealand all-rounder Jacob Oram, have made a strange deal, in order for Oram to play in the up-coming world cup. Whilst NZ and Pakistan warmed up in a practice match, Oram's broken finger was causing him so much pain that he had to leave the pitch. At the same time, Inzamam Ul Haq, the larger than life character, slied off the field during the furore caused over Oram's finger; in order to sneak a few butter and lard pies to keep him going. As he entered his Pie-Store, Inzamam was simayed to find out that it was being turned into an operating table so that Oram cou;d have his finger amputated. As the operation was about to take place, Inzamam couldn't resist it, and dived across the room, with the dexterity of a sloth, and bit Oram's finger clean off. After the incident, Oram claimed that 'It was an expirence of a lifetime, to have an obese batsman bite off one of my fingers'. When Inzamam had stopeed chewing on the finger, he simply said 'Best finger ever', and attempted to bite another from the reporters hand.
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P

Pup Clarke

Cricketer Of The Year
PhoenixFire said:
Inzamam eats off Oram's finger in bizzare ordeal

Pakistani skipper, Inzamam Ul Haq, and New Zealand all-rounder Jacob Oram, have made a strange deal, in order for Oram to play in the up-coming world cup. Whilst NZ and Pakistan warmed up in a practice match, Oram's broken finger was causing him so much pain that he had to leave the pitch. At the same time, Inzamam Ul Haq, the larger than life character, slied off the field during the furore caused over Oram's finger; in order to sneak a few butter and lard pies to keep him going. As he entered his Pie-Store, Inzamam was simayed to find out that it was being turned into an operating table so that Oram cou;d have his finger amputated. As the operation was about to take place, Inzamam couldn't resist it, and dived across the room, with the dexterity of a sloth, and bit Oram's finger clean off. After the incident, Oram claimed that 'It was an expirence of a lifetime, to have an obese batsman bite off one of my fingers'. When Inzamam had stopped chewing on the finger, he simply said 'Best finger ever', and attempted to bite another from the reporters hand.
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LOL :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:
Defenite contender for the skull IMO.
 
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Craig

Craig

World Traveller
Inzy signed up as posterboy for Fat Fighters

(there is a reference to Little Britian there)
 
Craig

Craig

World Traveller
Giles spins England to World Cup Glory
"After Monty Panesar's freak injury whilst doing a fielding drill which lead him to be ruled out of the World Cup, eyebrow's were raised when Duncan Fletcher sent out an SOS for Ashley Giles. It was considered England's hopes had gone out the door. Despite this Giles turned in some career best form by taking 5/26 in the World Cup final against Australia to bowl them out for 156 in reply to England's 7/279.

"However this victory has come at a tragic price with a well known anti-Giles internet poster by the name of Scaly Piscine found hanging from his Garage".
 
Barney Rubble

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Craig said:
Giles spins England to World Cup Glory
"After Monty Panesar's freak injury whilst doing a fielding drill which lead him to be ruled out of the World Cup, eyebrow's were raised when Duncan Fletcher sent out an SOS for Ashley Giles. It was considered England's hopes had gone out the door. Despite this Giles turned in some career best form by taking 5/26 in the World Cup final against Australia to bowl them out for 156 in reply to England's 7/279.

"However this victory has come at a tragic price with a well known anti-Giles internet poster by the name of Scaly Piscine found hanging from his Garage".
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Richard

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
Craig said:
Giles spins England to World Cup Glory
"After Monty Panesar's freak injury whilst doing a fielding drill which lead him to be ruled out of the World Cup, eyebrow's were raised when Duncan Fletcher sent out an SOS for Ashley Giles. It was considered England's hopes had gone out the door. Despite this Giles turned in some career best form by taking 5/26 in the World Cup final against Australia to bowl them out for 156 in reply to England's 7/279.

"However this victory has come at a tragic price with a well known anti-Giles internet poster by the name of Scaly Piscine found hanging from his Garage".
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Evermind

Evermind

International Debutant
Final warm-up versus India revealed to have been played by WI domestic part-time side

"Who can tell which player it is under the padding and the helmets anyway?" - Lara. "We were at that time having fun by the beach - You-know-who Kemp was there, you bet, and we were chillin' out smoking you-know-what! (hint: not oregano. hint #2: rhymes with Kemp). We decided not to bother with the pesky and inconsequential warm-ups."

Unconfirmed sources report that the leader of a world superpower - an unlikely cricket fan - had a keen interest in the game, and had taken over the place of an unidentified but prominent batsman within the Australian team while he was enjoying the sea breezes with Lara and company. "No one was the wiser, lemme tell ya that. I shew'd them Poms. Yee Haw!" - leader.
 
sirdj

sirdj

State Vice-Captain
Inzy Timed Out, Busy Snacking & Fails To Reach Pitch In Time After Previous Batsman Departs
Inzy - " I was hungry."
 
Craig

Craig

World Traveller
Hodge Exclusive Interview Inside
4 page interview with Hodge on pages 124-121 gives his articulate side


Collingwood: I'm not really ginger
 
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Nishan

U19 Cricketer
SUPER SANATH SLAMS IT HOME
Sanath jayasuriya scores 145 and takes 5-10 as sl win cup :)


or

Nuwan Kulasekra claims a wicket!:laugh:
 
BoyBrumby

BoyBrumby

Englishman
McGRATH IN BALL-TAMPERING BROUHAHA

-Aussie pace legend informed that "it would ruin his eyesight" & sent to bed with no tea.
 
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