Funny Commentary Quotes

[Lach]

Hi there everyone, if you have any funny quotes or any famous quoted made by the many cricket commentators we have around the world, would you be able to post them here along with the commentator's name? this is in a bid to start a commentator's section to the site. This is your site, so only you can make it happen

yours in cricket

Lach.

[Edited on 10/26/01 by Lach]

 

[Sam]

"Batsmen Holding the Bowlers Willie"

 

[Lach]

If you know who said the above quote, could you please let us know?

cheers

lach.

 

[Sam]

No sorry I don't lach but I am endevouring to find out at the moment and will post when I no.

 

[sean]

"Hes usually a good puller, but that time he didn't get it up"

Richie Benaud

 

[Andre]

"its all happening here"
Bill Lawry

 

[Michael]

More controversial than funny, anyone remember when there was a mercantile mutual cup match going on and the showed pictures of a wedding nearby where there was a man and an asian lady and Tony Greig thought his mic was turned off and said "she's obviously flown out for the wedding" I think he got fined or suspended for that lol!

 

[Rich]

Richard Hadlee and Richie Benaud were commentating together. Michael Atherton was hit in the box and Hadlee said 'That ball bounced'. Benaud replied with 'Which One?'

Rich

[Edited on 10/27/01 by Rich]

 

[marc71178]

The Botham "leg over" incident or another Johnner's classic.

Horton has a funny stance, it looks liking he's shitting on a sooting stick.

 

[sunburnt_spinner]

"The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willey" was said by BBC commentator Brian Johnston.

 

[James]

Great stuff guys, keep it up! This is so funny....

 

[Andre]

Ian Chappell mentioned Stephen Fleming's "Lack of Wrist ****" 4 times in 1 over...well i think thats hilarious

 

[yaju]

Navjot Singh Sidhu has some very funny ones. I don't remember most of them but here is one.

"An apple pie without cheese is like a kiss without squeeze!"

 

[Cybersmurf]

Navjot Singh Sidhu is just annoying!!
in one of the games this year, he sed "this is a slugest pitch," about once every over for the whole day!!! and he always says, "he hit it as crisp as a tooty fruity,"!!!

 

[Rich]

And when India were chasing a total set by New Zealand, he said to Martin Crowe 'You'd better reach for your hanky, you'll be crying very shortly...' and 'They are going to make mince meat of the Kiwis...'

New Zealand won that match

 

[Sriram k]

I think sometimes Sidhu supports India too much !! and yes , his words are rather monotonous....

 

[yaju]

He also supports Harbhajan. He sometimes says him as the "Sardar from Jalandhar".

 

[Cybersmurf]

i heard a funny one yesterday, Richie Benaud sed that Mark Waugh was a compulsive hooker

 

[Rich]

I heard a similar one from Richie Benaud in the last test...he said 'There are a lot of hookers around the world.'

 

[sean]

LOL!

Richie Benaud is getting too old for it....I reckon their preening up Tubby Taylor for his job!

He will wear the white!