*** Official *** Tendulkar criticism thread

[ankitj]

I think we need this. Use this thread to post all sorts of criticisms of Tendulkar. Doesn't talk to the media, doesn't bat at 38 the way he did at 18, plays for records or whatever else you have.

I will start with my biggest peeve with Tendulkar - he writes with left hand. I mean he bats and bowls right handed but when it comes to writing he switches to his left. What a hypocrite.

 

[Cevno]

Gun thread.

 

[G.I.Joe]

Doesn't chew gum. Thinks he's too good for gum. Also sips his tea with his pinky finger extended.

 

[honestbharani]

does not bat left handed. Hence, Lara > Tendulkar..

 

[Jayzamann]

Not a tall man.

 

[turnstyle]

What's with all the Tendulkar criticism in this thread? Wish all his Indian fans would appreciate him as much as we do.

 

[theegyptian]

forced dravid to retire so he could continue.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

He's was terrified of facing Akhtar.

 

[smash84]

was quaking in his boots to be precise

 

[zaremba]

Has never sported a beard. For reasons only known to his hormone treatment clinic. Or should I say "her" hormone treatment clinic.

Never been formally convicted of rape charges.

Couldn't be bothered to score 100 international hundreds

 

[lockton2skipper]

should follow dravid's lead and retire.

 

[nightprowler10]

Never took nandrolone. Obviously not committed to winning.

 

[unam]

Cause 20 runs in field if he plays with gautam and sehwag.

 

[Cevno]

Has never sported a beard. For reasons only known to his hormone treatment clinic. Or should I say "her" hormone treatment clinic.

Tbf.

 

[Teja.]

Tbf.

Atrocious facial hair, mustn't be selfish. Should shave or it'll tarnish his personal legacy.

 

[uvelocity]

caused a billion unreadable cricinfo comments and forum posts

 

[Howe_zat]

Not as tasty as a mango iirc.

 

[NUFAN]

Has never made a Test 250 - Something that Faoud Bacchus, Dave Houghton, Bryan Young and Tip Foster managed to do in less than half the matches combined that Sachin has played in. If only they were given as many chances as Sachin eh.. I mean Tendulkar has had 311 chances to make over 250 and he's failed each time.

 

[Burgey]

caused a billion unreadable cricketweb comments and forum posts

Fix'd

 

[Zinzan]