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I am a CW moron !!

SJS

Hall of Fame Member
Bucknor hates Indians.

Indians keep whining about umpires today pitches tomorrow.

Umpires favour Australians.
 

SJS

Hall of Fame Member
Before the series

Irfan will destroy Pakistan ! India will thrash Pakistan 3-0 !

Sami will destroy India ! Pakistan will thrash India 3-0 !


After 2 tests

Just see what happened to your Sami and the thrashing you were going to give us.

Just see what happened to your Irfan and the thrashing you were going to give us.

India will thrash Pakistan in Bangalore. Kumble will be unplayable.

Pakistan will thrash India in Bangalore. Kaneria will be unplayable.


and so on ad-infinitum :p
 

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
Wow, y'know, this thread reminds me of something...
Incidentally, anyone attempting to debunk the idea of judging batsmen on how well they've batted (ie whether they've scored runs without giving the chance for the opposition to stop them scoring runs) or bowlers on whether they've got batsmen out rather than just waited for the batsmen to get themselves out doesn't know what they're talking about. :)
But I do like some of the other stuff.
 

Prince EWS

Global Moderator
You are not allowed to critisise Player X

Because Player X is a better play than you.

You are not allowed to critisie Selection X

Because the selectors have more of an idea than you do.


These two really, really annoy me, because if everyone lived by them, it would defeat the whole purpose of HAVING the CW forums....

Also:

Zimbabwe and Bangladesh arent good enough for test status


Whether its true or not, we dont need to hear about it in every thread regarding them!
 
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Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
Why not?
It's neccessary to remind everyone that just because players you "like" are involved your attitude has not changed.
 

Prince EWS

Global Moderator
Richard said:
Why not?
It's neccessary to remind everyone that just because players you "like" are involved your attitude has not changed.
No, it gets very tiresome.

Im sure everyone in the whole of CW land already knows your views on it, so you dont need to repeat them in every series thread.
 

SJS

Hall of Fame Member
Any answer is defendable as long as you are committed to stand by it !!

Question :Who is the best upcomming WK Batter in Subcontinent?

Answer : James Southerton !!

- From the sub continent ?.....yes played for England which is not the main continent.
- Batter ?..............................yes. scored 6 and 1 not out batting at number 11
- WK ?.................................yes.
- Upcoming ?........................yes. His record for the age at which he made his debut is still unbroken.
- Best ?................................yes. I say so. Prove me wrong if you can.
- Is ?....................................yes. IS the first test cricketer to die in the history of the game . :sleep:
 

vic_orthdox

Global Moderator
The only reason that the Australian top order has been successful is because it doesn't have to face their own bowlers in matches.

The only reason that the Australian bowling attack has been successful is because it doesn't have to bowl to it's own batsmen in matches.

Jason Gillespie has bowled poorly for a month, therefore his career should be terminated.

Brett Lee has no heart. :D
 

honestbharani

Whatever it takes!!!
Flintoff is no good.


Pieterson is a one day batter.


Dhoni is the next Gilchrist. (Actually this one is the best, I think. Forget Pathan, Hick and others... No one is more over rated than Dhoni)
 

Anil

Hall of Fame Member
zimbabwe and bangladesh are the best test teams in the world right now, their batting, bowling and fielding just doesn't play to potential....

tendulkar is an overrated, over-the-hill, choker of a flat-track bully, all his 10000+ runs were scored against pie-throwers supported by butter-fingered fielders on the flattest of tracks....

20/20 is better than test cricket...

mcgrath fixed the 2nd test against england by slipping on a cricket ball...

on the other hand, azhar didn't fix matches, he was just framed by a jealous tendulkar...


because i said so!!! :D
 
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shankar

International Debutant
Anil said:
tendulkar is an overrated, over-the-hill, flat-track bully, all his 10000+ runs were scored against pie-throwers supported by butter-fingered fielders on the flattest of tracks....
You forgot about his choking :@ :p
 

Legglancer

State Regular
Sehwag Is a really crap batsman eventhough he scored 300 ... he got a inside edge when the wicket keeper wasn't watching when he was on 9 and I really prefer watching Gream Smith because he plays proper cricket.
 

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